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Aoife OConnell chronicles
the adventure in the diary below:
Day 008 > Monday 09
September
Place: Belfast
Modes of transport:
1. Specially modified
wheelchair bus that can load 13 wheelchairs
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the only one of its kind
in Ireland.
2. Yellow Moderna Ferrari
3. Miniature steam engine
Our
latest claim to fame is that we have visited
every Safeway store in Northern Ireland.
Who else amongst us can lay claim to that
except the Around the World in Eighty Ways
team! A true sense of what it feels like
to be a politician was experienced by all
team members yesterday as we shook countless
hands and downed at least a gallon of tea
each.
It all represented the warmest of welcomes
from the staff at each Safeway store who
have been fundraising all year for our Northern
Irish beneficiary PHAB (Physically Handicapped
Able Bodied).
Forms of transport today included a miniature
steam engine, a yellow Ferrari and a wheelchair
bus, the only one in Ireland that can carry
13 wheelchairs! Heather Lyons from Safeway,
Rainer Pagel from PHAB and Dermot Hannah
from Hewlett Packard were on hand to officially
welcome the team to Northern Ireland.
Best moment:
The
team met first Minister David Trimble and
deputy First Minister Mark Durcan at Stormont.
Caroline took the opportunity to state that
we "should all focus on the ability
of the individual and not on what the label
says". Mike and Miles also joined in
and all three made sure the Government visit
was a worthwhile chance to alert another
minister to a positive disability issue
and what can be achieved.
Least favourite moment:
'Danny Boy' on repeat in the bus
Bear Hugs for:
Driver Eric from Quickie steam haulage,
who built the 10 ft by 5ft green steam engine
all by himself! Well done Eric.
Cheers Hillard for the ride in the giant
Safeway truck!
MASSIVE THANK YOU TO ALL THE STAFF FROM
SAFEWAY NI - the cakes/buns/sambo's etc
were delish!
Mr. Trimble and Mr. Durcan for taking time
out of their busy schedule to meet lil'
ole us!
Makes You Think
The
team was guests of the Harbour Commissioners
for their second sparkly event in connection
with PHAB and Safeway with dinner on the
evening of Day 8 served on no ordinary table.
The 'Titanic Table' which now resides in
the Harbour Commissioners in Belfast, was
originally destined for the ill-fated Titanic.
The table was not however finished in time
to be on the ship for its first sailing,
which turned out to be its last.
Days 009 to 014 > Aiofe's
Diary reflection on the Irish phase of the
trip:
Terra Incognita is fine for a while; I
mean who doesn't enjoy a little adventure.
Hell! If we didn't enjoy a little adventure
we wouldn't be on this journey! However
it must be said that it felt mighty good
to be back on home turf, or terra firma,
in Ireland. The nature of this trip being
the unpredictable both myself and Caroline
were delighted to see the Irish contingent
pull out all the stops, they really did
us proud.
Unfortunately my wisdom tooth decided to
virtually explode in my mouth by the time
we had reached Galway and I never got to
meet the 'Jack and Jill' children. I do
feel however from speaking to the team that
this was a part they were really looking
forward to. Endless interviews and photo
calls can tire a body out, and I think getting
back to the core issues really reminded
the team why they are doing this.
This phase was very special for Caroline.
Caroline nominated the Jack and Jill Children's
Foundation as the Irish beneficiary of Around
the World in Eighty Ways. Since becoming
involved with the charity, she has shown
great interest in it, she has been there
to meet all the children at the charities
annual zoo day in July, and has spoken at
length to the trustees of the foundation.
Caroline really does have an amazing way
with kids, they completely adore her. Initially
they are fascinated by this tall blonde
girl and when the shyness passes they climb
on top of her and its 'giddy up horsey'
all the way.
"It really reminded me of the strength
of the human character, how parents are
coping and how all children are special
no matter what they have so much to offer
you" commented Caroline on the time
spent with the children in Galway.
The story of Jack Irwin has really touched
Miles. He spoke about baby Jack at the Gala
Ball in Dublin Castle last Saturday night.
When Jack died, his parents Jonathon and
Maryanne decided to set up a foundation
that would provide financial support to
the parents of children like Jack, born
with severe mental and physical disabilities.
Miles spoke about how this little tiny
person had influenced the life of everyone
present that night: "Whilst baby Jack
had not been able to articulate any words
during his short lifetime he spoke very
powerfully to us tonight" said Miles,
"His life was not in vain; he has impacted
on us all and will continue to enrich the
lives of many others". Miles' speech
was so powerful that many of the people
at the various tables were reduced to tears,
a very poignant occasion, it was obvious
people were very moved by Miles' words including
Jack's parents, Maryanne and Jonathon.
Parents of another brave little boy, Adam
Dooley Byrne were present with two and a
half year old Adam at the Carlow Jack and
Jill Event in the Delta Centre. Adam has
a very unusual condition, he cannot metabolise
fat. As a result of this Adam has had some
serious medical difficulties and cannot
walk or talk, but he can still laugh and
smile. Adam did plenty of this when he came
to the Delta Centre and was enchanted by
the various sights, sounds and textures
that the multi-sensory unit at the centre
provided. This was Adams first time at the
Delta Centre despite living only 10 minutes
away and founder of the centre, Eileen Brophy
was so impressed with this brave little
boy that she has offered him sessions at
the multi sensory unit every week.
When Mike makes a speech he always makes
a point of saying; "If we change one
person's life - then it's worth it".
I think the team achieved that this week
in Carlow.
Extracts from Caroline's
Diary reflections on the Adventurer's time
in Ireland.
Carolines
full diary entries can be found at www.theaislingfoundation.org
Monday 9th September
Transports of the day
Single Decker Bus
- Ballyclare to Belfast
Miniature Steam Wagon - shores Road
Ferrari Modenra 360 - Belfast
Thought of the Day
Back in Ireland - the land of the tea drinkers.
We could have only been in Ireland - for
two reasons. Number 1 - the theory that
in Ireland we are only separated by six
degrees and Number 2 tea drinking! Regarding
the theory of six degrees of separation
- tonight we were at a black tie fundraising
dinner for PHAB at the beautiful Harbour
Commissioners building, when, out of the
blue appeared Denis and Maria Maloney who
are two individuals I have been longing
to meet, as they are both friends of my
father and husband. It still amazes me,
but that wherever you go in Ireland you
are bound to meet someone you know, or at
least someone who knows someone you know.
Even after only being a week away, it was
wonderfully comforting! And on to the tea
drinking! How many cups of tea do you reckon
an individual can put away in a day - well
on counting just now - I think that the
team managed over 11 cups of tea today -
no wonder we had so many pit stops! The
reason for the marathon tea drinking session
was that we were travelling to 6 Safeway
Stores around Belfast in unusual modes of
transport to support the fundraising that
Safeway is carrying out for their chosen
charity of the year - PHAB. After each leg
of our bizarre sojourn through supermarkets,
on miniature steam wagons, Ferraris, vintage
cars and Safeway disabled trolleys - there
was always a cup of tea waiting and of course
a sticky bun! I fear I will yet again return
from my travels like the incredible Michelin
man!
Magic Moment of
the day
Ok, so it was canary yellow, but hey it
costs £120,000 Sterling, has a waiting
list of 5 years,, is so low to the ground
that it barley reaches your shoulders and
goes from 20mph to 100mph in seconds - it
is the fantastic Ferrari Moderna that drove
me to Storemont today to meet the 1st Minister
and the Deputy First Minister. Now, that
is what I call style.
Hiccup of the day
However the day did not start off so glamorously.
Our first official mode of transport this
morning was provided by Eric, the steam
fanatic, who transported us along Shore
Road in his beautiful, but tiny miniature
steam wagon, which was no bigger than a
toy tonka truck. What was even more amazing
than its sheer tinyness was that it went
at 30mph along the M2. That is the M2 motorway!
I hardly dared look behind me as I felt
articulated trucks hurtle their way alongside
us as Eric, oblivious to danger and armed
with the appropriate license, tooted and
hooted his way with childish glee! This
is all very well until your little steam
wagon runs out of steam and you find yourself
at the edge of the highway lumping the much
required coal into the furnace!
Tuesday 10th
Transports of the
day
Helicopter - Augusta
Hino Tipper Truck
Thought of the Day
Our whistle top tour of Safeway stores came
to an end and we departed Northern Ireland
in style - via a beautiful executive twin
jet helicopter that picked us up from a
field outside Kilkeel whisking us to Dundalk
Institute of Technology where we did a video
conference link to UCD's conference on disability.
It is great to be home - the sound of the
accents, the colourful language, familiar
faces and the real Irish sense of humour
and of course good Guinness - you just can't
beat it!
Magic moment of the
day
We departed Dundalk not half as flash as
we had arrived - in a Hino Tipper truck
and made our way south via Mulingar to Roscommon.
Mike's stature of 4 ft 7 was considered
to be very fortunate as he laid back in
the cabin bunk to rest his weary laurels
while Miles interrogated our fine driver
Matty Earley on the horse power, miles to
the gallon and other anorak engine conversations.
I, on the other hand, was relieved that
Mike could not feel the remainder of his
legs as I consistently sat on them fighting
for space on the cabin bunk as we were bounced
like rubber balls within the cabin - God
help the surface of Irish roads! We stopped
in Mulingar for a baggage handover and of
course a Guinness for Miles, Mike and Jon.
While Mike was served his pint in the private
comfort of the Hino bunk, Paddy and Bridget
took it upon themselves to shake a hat around
the bar which resulted in a collection of
130 Euro - not bad at all when you consider
there were only 9 people in the bar. The
boys were astonished at the kindness and
genuine hospitality and welcome shown to
them and I have to say, both myself and
Aofie glowed with a real sense of Irish
pride. It really is wonderful to be back
home and as always when you are away and
you come back home, even if it was for a
short while, you are reminded of some of
the wonderful and unique characteristics
of Irish people!
Hiccup of the day
Well there was more than one - but all in
good taste. Firstly our helicopter was not
able to find us as he circled the skies
above us in Kilkeel which resulted in us
whipping both the sheet and table cloths
out of the PHAB adventure centre to act
as flags!
Secondly, 4 minutes from our pick up point
with Matty Earley and his Hino truck , Matty
had the true road nightmare - a puncture!
Thirdly, within 1 mile of departing Dundalk,
we were lost! And unfortunatley that was
only the first time- no wonder we didn't
reach Roscommon before midnight! And of
course that has nothing to do with the one
hour Guinness stop over!
Sincere thanks to Paddy Moran & Bridget
Moran, Clohan Inn, Delvin Road, Mulingar,
Co West Meath - 044 43678
Wednesday 11th September
Roscommon to Galway
Garda Jeep
Fire Engine
Fire Snorkel
Thought of the day
There is nothing like Irish hospitality!
Thanks to the incredibly hospitable Catherine
Campbell the team were treated to a first
class Irish breakfast, and there was even
a veggie option. After a wonderful night's
rest, in possibly one of the most comfortable
beds, with a duvet that literally hugs you
to blissful sleep, the type of bed that
you entirely resent detaching yourself from.
Full bellied and oblivious to the grey drizzle,
we met the Roscommon Gardai for our first
mode of transport for the day. To Miles
total delight, our driver Ollie Dempsey
hit the Siren as we passed through Roscommon
town so that Miles could record it on his
audio diary - mind you how could you refuse
the charming request of a man who says he
takes photographs with his ears!
We transferred to the snorkel and fire
engine at the town of Clare Galway to pay
respect to those fire men who died on September
11th in New York a year ago. We wanted to
pay tribute to the heroes of New York. For
many people in the USA, today will be a
sad one of remembrance, but one year on
it's timely to know that life does go on
and we want people, able and disabled alike,
to live life to the full
We arrived into Galway and were met by
the officers of Galway Fire Station! Though
only midday, food was once again in order
- I am so aghast how much we manage to consume
on an hourly basis - and then a general
snooze!
In the afternoon we met some of the Jack
and Jill Children's Foundation families
from the Galway area. Each of the Jack and
Jill babies melted our hearts. When meeting
these children you are reminded how valuable
each of their lives are, how much they have
to offer and how much they can give, regardless
of the level of their disability! You are
also reminded though, how much the Irish
State is letting both the children and the
families of the children down by having
no support or care for the child and family
before the age of four. What struck me most
about the afternoon is the positive energy
and strength that the parents consistently
demonstrate. I just wish that our State
would recognise how difficult it is for
those families to survive and live normal
lives. What changes when the baby becomes
four years old? That is if the baby lives
to be four at all! It is a disgrace to think
that considering that on average there is
about only 250 of these babies born a year,
that nothing is being done to acknowledge
the incomprehensible difficulties faced
by these families. But what is inspirational
is that the human spirit does not rely on
the State but find enough spirit to succeed.
Magic moment of
the day
Meeting and playing with the Jack and Jill
babies. Despite their varying disabilities,
these children, like any other children
made us laugh, held our attention, stopped
conversation and were, as all children are,
fascinating and adorable!
Hiccup of the day
Haphazardly walking in on the residents
of room 136 thinking it was my room. Apologies
all around
Thursday 12th September
Sesna 172
Helicopter
Steam Engine
Ford 1952
Carlow Hunt
Horse and Trap
Thought of the day
Sleep where you can and Side saddle is the
way to go. Whoever thought that in one day
I could find myself in a light aircraft,
stranded and imprisoned in Shannon Airport,
missing a Waterford runway, banking and
doing flybys in a souped up helicopter,
dressing up in period costume and riding
side saddle through the streets of Carlow,
falling off my horse side saddle included,
racing pony and traps and being pulled by
a steam engine all in one day. But there
you have it - that was Galway to Carlow
in a day!
Our final mode of transport took us to
the Delta centre in Carlow where we had
a wonderful meal and got to meet the inspirational
Eileen Brophy who set up the centre and
established the only full sensory centre
for children who have severe mental disabilities.
The whole day seemed to blur by in a haze.
I even found myself asleep in our second
attempt to Waterford as we crawled through
the air at a ground speed of 60 knots when
we were in fact doing 110 knots in the air
- no wonder it took us an hour and a half
to do a half hour flight! We were all so
exhausted that regardless of the turbulence
of a bucking bull, myself and Miles just
about slept through the whole thing.This
airborne lark is getting to be second nature!
Though we packed as much into one day as
you would in an adventure week, we had a
fantastic time. I was so incredibly proud
to be Irish. The welcome and reception we
received at Carlow was so superb, I am not
sure that I will ever be able to get the
boys to leave - between the Guinness, the
women (Wherever my two merry adventurers
go they have women flocking and the boys
just love the Irish accent) and the hospitality
and welcome. It has been agreed that the
team will return en-masse to Carlow on the
13th of December for a fancy dress. As long
as I can have my period costume again, I
am there!
Magic moment of
the day
Once I had initially slid off and regained
composure, riding side saddle through the
streets of Carlow to arrive at the court
house to a large double brandy in the evening
September sun. Well that along with doing
Helicopter acrobatics!
Hiccup of the day
Arriving four hours late in Loughlin bridge
partly due to getting lost on the Apron
of Shannon airport and not being able to
find our way out of the blessed building
once we finally managed to get into it!
Friday 13th September
Dublin
Ford 1952
Smurfit Cardboard Boat
RIB boat
Thought of the day
Friday 13th; cardboard boat, the liffey,
one completely blind person, one partially
sighted person, one man in a wheelchair
- life could not get more extraordinary!
After Seamus Kelly deposited us gently
along East Wall on Friday morning 11.15am
in the uncharacteristically sunny morning
we were met with our most unusual and it
has to be said , most ambitious mode of
transport - two cardboard boxes mounted
on a raft made of cardboard rolls. The challenge
was to paddle from Juries to O'Connell Bridge
without capsizing or sinking. And I would
like to report that regardless of Friday
the 13th and appalling paddling from the
back, we managed to make it to O'Connell
Bridge within 20 minutes. There are moments
in your life when you ask yourself "What
on earth am I doing here, or how on earth
did I get here?" Well midday Friday
as we paddled our way down the river I had
one of those moments! It is amazing how
your life can change in a moment or in a
decision. It is so strange to imagine that
two years ago I was a management consultant
and frightened of walking into a pub on
my own because of my sight! Now I own an
elephant, have driven a car and see better
then I ever did - I use my head!
Magic moment of
the day
Reaching O'Connell bridge with one two blisters
on my hands and seeing Mike's face after
he realised that not only had we gone as
far as the bridge but he had survived being
lifted in and out of a floating cardboard
box without calamity. The cherry that topped
that cake was an invitation for a manic
50mph speed whistle top tour to Sandymount
aboard one of our support RIBs - as you
can imagine - there were no refusals!
Sincere thanks to John O'Louglin and Bill
Stevens from Smurfit Corrugated Ireland
for building the un-buildable and helping
us do the impossible.
Hiccup of the day
Thinking that going out to dinner with a
guide dog is not a problem. It is appalling
to think that we were turned away from a
restaurant tonight because we had a guide
dog with us! I wouldn't mind but the Larry
the dog is an awful lot more attractive
than any of us!
Saturday 14th September
Lord Mayor's car
General rest, washing, recuperation and
knicker buying before the gala ball in aid
of the Jack and Jill Children's Foundation
in Dublin Castle hosted by Minister Charlie
McCreev and Noleen, his wife. And what a
night but God I am sick of my dress already
- there will have to be a sacrificial burning
of the guna at the end of the three months.
Despite the dress, Dublin Castle was the
perfect venue for dinner. As we entered
the courtyard we were met by the drums and
festival theatre of Macnas under a pinking
evening sky. Champagne flowed upstairs and
Mike checked out everyone's waistline -
it is something I never think about, but
being in a wheelchair your vision is reduced
to the tummies and backsides of the crowd
- something Mike says can be either very
good or very bad! Our dinner provided by
Dobbins in St. Patrick's Hall, which had
been stunningly laid out with candles and
giant iced vases of lilies, literally took
your breath away. It truly does amaze me
but I have to point out that I have noticed
that my two male adventurers have found
the perfect babe magnets - their wheelchair
and white stick! Never have I seen such
smooth operators. From the moment we arrived
the two suave and debonair Casanovas were
surrounded by women. Talking about this
later in the night, they both admitted with
the aid of a little alcohol, that in fact
they found they were far more adept at charming
women since acquiring their disabilities!
I am not sure if this is true or not, but
what I am utterly convinced of is that I
can see trouble ahead and many a broken
heart. We ended our evening back at the
Alexander Hotel with a rowdy sing song of
Jazz and blues and an awful lot of chocolate
until 5.00am. The boys have refused to leave
on Monday!
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